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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 10:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Why do I want to give up on men?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

So they tried

What do you think of Obito Uchiha?

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Firefly's Blue Ghost On Moon Seen By Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter - MSN

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Republican Trump is a billionaire, president, won't be held accountable for multiple felonies, and pretty much has whatever he wants. So why is he always whining and crying about stupid, pointless stuff? Is he incapable of happiness?

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Has anyone been spanked by their parents after becoming an adult?

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How does gut health affect mental well-being?

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts